.end rant.

5 thoughts for wednesday

1. when 2 of the same catalogs come to my apartment, addressed to me and the former tenant, why does it always feel more correct to read the one that is addressed to me?

2. who was the genius who ordered trash pickup in my apartment building monday morning at 5am and recycling every other tuesday morning at 5am? every time i hear a stray glass bottle clank down the stairs, i'm this much closer to unleashing some "violent love" sheen on them.

3. speaking of sheen, for 3 days i was super into it. on the 4th day i just started to feel weird that the media was enabling his rants. not to say i won't be quoting his mania for months. bi-winning. genius.

4. i'm realizing everyday, i'm becoming more like my mother. she always has a knack for knowing what we have when we're sick. i think that comes from raising 5 kids. when i started to feel sick on monday, i knew it was tonsilitis before i went to the mirror with a flashlight.

5. every teenager should be required to watch teen mom. period.